If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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