i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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