That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
3 2 1 whiskey
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
A+ Viking dick
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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