Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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