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(561): View more from Florida

I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..

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(630): View more from Illinois

Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?

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(314): View more from Missouri

hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?

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(954): View more from Florida

In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?

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(907): View more from Alaska

He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination

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(61): View more from Australia

My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf

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