Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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