All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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