i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
How does one acquire holy water?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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