After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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