Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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