i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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