Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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