Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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