do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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