I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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