Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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