Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I wish there were birth control emojis
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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