Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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