I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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