How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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