when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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