i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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