I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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