South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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