so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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