I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
