How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
