Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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