I must be too annoying 4 u.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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