Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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