belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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