Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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