did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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