What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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