So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
