it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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