Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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