i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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