My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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