no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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