You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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