what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
then he tried to convert me to islam
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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