Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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