Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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