the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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