bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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