she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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