That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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