so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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