he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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