I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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