She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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