I just saw a hot homeless man
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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