Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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