Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
You smell like a Billy Joel song
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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